Megatron's Universe
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Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:49 am
Be afraid.
Current NFL Rank in Receptions: 1st (50)
Current NFL Rank in Touchdown Receptions: 1st (13)
Current NFL Rank in Reception Yardage: 2nd (847)
Week 1:
Receptions: 9
Yards: 196
Touchdowns: 2
Inferior WRs Crushed: Reggie Bush (9 Rec, 91 yds), Deverry Henderson (2 Rec, 32 yds)
Feeble DBs Embarrassed: Tracy Porter, Roman Harper
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 2:
Receptions: 8
Yards: 106
Touchdowns: 3
Inferior WRs Crushed: Randy Moss (3 Rec, 54 yds), Percy Harvin (2 Rec, 43 yds)
Feeble DBs Embarrassed: Antoine Winfield, Madieu Williams, Patrick Chung
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 3: (CPU SIMMED
)Week 4:
Receptions: 6
Yards: 176
Touchdowns: 2
Inferior WRs crushed: Devin Hester (4 rec, 45 yds), Amani Toomer (1 rec, 7 yds), Earl Bennett (2 rec, 32 yds)
Feeble DBs embarrassed: Charles Tillman, Danieal Manning
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 5:
Receptions: 9
Yards: 161
Touchdowns: 3
Inferiors WRs crushed: Hines Ward (3 rec, 11 yds), Santonio Holmes (2 rec, 11 yds)
Feeble DBs embarrassed: Ike Taylor, DeShea Townsend, William Gay
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 6:
Receptions: 8
Yards: 68
Touchdowns: 1
Inferior WRs crushed: All Green Bay WRs combined (3 rec, 75 yds, 0 TDs)
Costars of the Game: Jerricho Cotchery (2 rec, 2 TDs, 11 yds), Ko Simpson (Interception, Forced Fumble, 3 Tackles), Matt Stafford (21-32 passing, 217 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT)
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 7:
BYE!
Bye Week MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Week 8:
Receptions: 6
Touchdowns: 1
Yards: 106
Inferiors WRs crushed: All St. Louis WRs combined (5 rec, 74 yds, 0 TDs)
Feeble DBs embarrassed: Ronald Bartell
Costars of the Game: Julian Peterson (7 tackles, 1 INT), Louis Delmas (5 tackles, 1 INT)
Game MVP: Calvin Johnson, Jr.
Note: There are also other people who wear a uniform that is similar to Calvin Johnson's whom are assigned to various tasks involved in getting the football to Calvin Johnson. They are of only mild importance, and thus will receive only limited mention here.
Last edited by LargeBillsONLY on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:35 pm; edited 15 times in total
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Re: Megatron's Universe
BLee34 Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:13 am
Dude your obsession with Calvin Johnson Jr. is unhealthy.
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:02 pm
Updated 9-26.
Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson's Arch-Nemesis, DARES to contest the superiority of Megatron by exceeding his yardage total.
Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson's Arch-Nemesis, DARES to contest the superiority of Megatron by exceeding his yardage total.
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:44 am
Oh, hi Mr. Vikings.
Thanks from the fans for helping us break that 17-game losing streak! Give AP our regards; Bernard Pollard felt a little bad after lighting him up with that hit stick and making him fumble so early like that. Must've been embarrassing.
Unfortunately I'm going to have to ask you and Randy Moss to make your way to the door since it's apparent that neither of you deserve to be mentioned in the same thread as Megatron.
Love,
The Lions
Thanks from the fans for helping us break that 17-game losing streak! Give AP our regards; Bernard Pollard felt a little bad after lighting him up with that hit stick and making him fumble so early like that. Must've been embarrassing.
Unfortunately I'm going to have to ask you and Randy Moss to make your way to the door since it's apparent that neither of you deserve to be mentioned in the same thread as Megatron.
Love,
The Lions
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm
Updated through week 4. Andre Johnson continues to defy Megatron's yardage total (I blame the CPU-simmed game!), but Megatron is dominating in the TD total.
Oh, and those other guys who dress up like Megatron but wear different numbers and sometimes throw him the ball are also winning their division or something (who cares?)...
Oh, and those other guys who dress up like Megatron but wear different numbers and sometimes throw him the ball are also winning their division or something (who cares?)...
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Re: Megatron's Universe
winnietheboss23 Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:20 pm
Fellow teammate Roy Williams nicknamed Johnson "Megatron", due to his large hands being similar to that of the towering Decepticon. Williams later changed the name to "Bolt" after Jamaican sprinting phenom Usain Bolt, comparing the two athletes' similar height and running abilities.
Just thought I'd let you know Megatron is in the past...
Just thought I'd let you know Megatron is in the past...
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:27 pm
New nicknames do not replace old ones, they simply offer more alternatives.
After an official review, Megatron stands as called.
After an official review, Megatron stands as called.
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:49 pm
Updated through week 6.
All is right again, as Megatron sits atop the league in every significant WR statistic.
New feature added: Game MVP for weeks 1-6 and every week going forward.
New feature added: Costars of the game, for a few of those other guys if they do something mildly noteworthy.
All is right again, as Megatron sits atop the league in every significant WR statistic.
New feature added: Game MVP for weeks 1-6 and every week going forward.
New feature added: Costars of the game, for a few of those other guys if they do something mildly noteworthy.
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Re: Megatron's Universe
LargeBillsONLY Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:28 pm
Updated through week 8.
We had a bye week, which let that weasel Andre Johnson catch up to CJ's yardage total again, but once Andre's bye week passes all will be righted again.
We had a bye week, which let that weasel Andre Johnson catch up to CJ's yardage total again, but once Andre's bye week passes all will be righted again.
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Re: Megatron's Universe
Gilfish Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:31 am
I watched CJ in person today. And quite honestly, Stafford didnt try to throw to him enough. Stafford shouldve thrown more deep balls to him
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